The New Era compiles what can best represent the political scene in Singapore for National Day.
A for PAP’s A-Team, that can never fail and never fall.
B for PAP’s B-Team, that is still better than any other team, according to the PAP.
C for C-Class wards that PAP does not allow you to go to if your income is above a certain level.
D for Derisory, the amount Roy Ngerng came up with for LHL’s damages.
E for White Elephant in the House.
F for PAP’s performance these years.
G for Garbage piles the PAP says Opposition wards will have if people voted that way.
H for Housing loans you take forever to pay.
I for Internet that the PAP fears.
J for Jason Chua, the PAP’s top lapdog on facebook.
K for Kaki-lang, which refers to PAP’s lapdogs in ‘neutrality”s clothing.
L for ‘Lan Pah’, that the bootlickers like to lick, of their PAP masters.
M for Medishield Life, PAP’s newest tool to trick your votes.
N for Nanny state, that LKY is proud to have created.
O for Opposition, which Singaporeans yearn to rule Singapore one day; oh, finally, something non-PAP.
P for PAP, what else? (People?)
Q for Queue, for like, everything?
R for RC, one of the important PAP’s grassroots tools.
S for Sin, which Singapore has lately come to be quite famous for.
T for Talent, which Singapore constantly lacks.
U for U-turn, PAP’s favorite activity, even if they don’t like to admit.
V for Vision, which LKY has, but his son admits not having 20/20 accuracy of.
W for Workers’ Party, oops!
X for X-Ray, which we hope to have to see through the government’s highly-kept-secret finances.
Y for Youth, their hope, our hope, and the definition of our future.
Z for Zombie, don’t ask me who!
By The New Era